Mini-Thatcher, Theresa May, has been appointed Prime Minister of the UK, and to show what a fun chick she is, she immediately trolls the entire planet with her cabinet re-shuffle.
Many people wondered why Boris Johnson stood down from leadership contention, and now we know - he's helping May make a humungous joke.
What kind of Cabinet post would be appropriate for Boris?
Trade, labour, social services are all out, because he's just not smart enough to do the numbers. Police? I'm sure the cops would love to have Boris in charge, if only so they had a fluffy mascot, but it looks like that was a step too far for Bojo.
Theresa May has come up with the obvious answer - Foreign Secretary!
What could possibly go wrong? This is a man respected around the world for his
forthright comments and astute way of getting to the root of trouble. He's very
popular in Israel.
In the real world, Boris is the least-qualified person in the entire British race to hold the office. He has offended every black African - including Barack Obama - Germany, France and the rest of Europe, and generally behaves like the over-entitled tosser he has proven himself to be.
Well played, Theresa!
Even the US State Department found it funny:
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/14/boris-johnson-foreign-secretary-view-from-abroad
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