16 March
How long will it be before a dead body is used in the name of "art"?
My guess is, not very long.
The latest pathetically idiotic claim of artistic licence is being claimed by the world's greatest attention whore, Stefani Germanotta, usually known as Lagy Gaga. She must be gutted that Miley Cyrus managed to usurp the No. 1 Attention Whore yellow jersey for a while, so is fighting back by performing covered in vomit.
Given how easy it is to get someone to chunder all over you, I don't imagine this will be much of a coup for Stefani and she will soon slip back into the semi-obscurity she was due. So, what next?
She's used dead animals - the meat dress - a fake penis hanging below her skirt in a concert, and now covered in puke. It's a certainty that she will be out-whored by one of the other challengers very shortly, so she's going to have to come up with something better.
If only she'd known Charlotte Dawson. Dear dead Charlotte could have continued her own attention-whoring well beyond the grave by having her body embalmed and used a prop in Lady Gaga videos.
Immortality achieved!
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