Protest Away!
Act now! Approach your MP today to rid the country of this abominable situation as fast as possible.
Unbelievably, in the 21st century, protesting against government actions, or the actions of its partners, is still allowed in one's own home.
We have successfully banned protesting from almost every walk of life, including even in international waters, where our laws don't actually apply, but inside the home is the most insidious place for protests against the government and it is clearly capable of spreading sedition amongst the most vulnerable group in our society: children.
Young, impressionable children of Marxists and anarchists are being allowed to witness independence of thought and questioning of the status quo and power system.
This must cease forthwith.
Prime Minister John Key, when asked why what is said in a private home is any of the government's business, he retorted with: "We've been spying on people for years, but only through their email, internet connections, cellphones and telephones, accumulating meta-data, but we have no control over what is said in front of children. Terrorists could be preaching hatred to their children, or even worse, Marxists could be preaching nationalisation of energy assets!"
"How can we possibly allow parents to suggest to their kids that the government could buy back the country's energy assets? We've just spent the last year trying to sell the frigging things!"
"Only by passing a law to make these acts illegal can we authorise spying on people in their own homes, ensuring they don't grow into Occupy enclaves, or terrorist cells, much as housing estates in England have become a hot-bed for radical islam."
And quite right, too, John.
Or, should I be cheeky and say "Sir John"?
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