15 July 2014
More sex!
Well, the last entry was related to sex, so I'm going to stick rigidly to that path.
People who think there are too many people on the planet will be delighted to know that lots of people would rather do lots of things than have sex. I find this a very sad indictment on the human race, myself, but at least I'm not one of those people!
Some facts first:
One third of adults would rather give up sex than their cellphone.
One third of adults would rather have food than nookie.
46% of women and 30% of men would rather give up sex than the internet.
And most damning of all, a 25% of students would give up sex for an entire year if it meant they had to carry fewer text books.
That is 129% of all people - we're doomed!
What the hell is wrong with these people? Are they just doing it wrong? The median duration of the sex act being a lousy five minutes might be a clue. Men are worried about the length of their dicks, while women are much more concerned with the duration of the sex, and stimulation by means other than the penis. Women really do not care what size your dick is.
Women would prefer sexual intercourse to last much longer, with a paltry 7% of women being satisfied by the 5 minutes or less 50% of men can manage. (you will need to click "view results" on the page to see that result) The sad news is for hair-trigger blokes is that the median time women want sex to last is 18-19 minutes, almost four times the male median.
Is it then any wonder that people would rather carry fewer text books than have nookie?
The internet is clearly making matters worse, with freely-available porn giving guys half the story and none of the benefits of hands-on experience. So to speak.
Men need to start taking responsibility for their sexual inadequacies and lift their game. A hard-on is not a turn-on for women, unless it's accompanied by a few clues on what to do with it.
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