16 February
There's a beautiful parallel going on right now - and it's all about booze.
On one hand, we have the ongoing binge-drinking culture and its side-effects: inner-city violence, rapes, neknomination deaths and domestic violence. We are besieged by a level of booze-hate not seen since the Temperance movement of a century ago.
While on the other side of the coin we see The Lying Sack of Shit playing beer pong at the Big Gay Out and claiming he could drink David Cunliffe under the table.
The saddest news of all is Cunliffe, who having been shown an open goal, instead decided to riposte in kind to Key, claiming that he could easily drink Key under the table.
My only guess is these pseudo-men are so lacking in testicles that they have to try to appear macho to voters.
Pathetic.
15 February
The perfect pair, I think - John Key & Cameron Slater.
Key is quite proud of the association, which should tell you all you ever needed to know about him. Slater is that slime you find at the bottom of stagnant puddles that smell like rotten eggs.
Quite simply, no tactics or associations are beneath Key as long as he has power.
Thank christ politicians have so little impact on our lives in 21st century New Zealand.
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