Water Bad, Bullets Good!

 

Today's news comes to you from the Darkly Way, the multiverse opposite of our Milky Way galaxy.

In the Darkly Way galaxy, when you turn the lights on at home, the house immediately descends into complete and utter darkness; when you climb up a ladder, you descend into the basement, and when it rains, you better have the SPF 30 on nice and thick if you're mowing your lawns in the lounge that day!

In this weird galaxy of polar opposites, water pistols are banned, because being sprayed with water is likely to be fatal. The tiny droplets of anti-water that passes for our water will shred a body faster than Ginsu knives and a Japanese chef. Real guns are cool, though, because in the Darkly Way, bullets that fire at 80,000 feet per second travel slowly backwards and can be chewed like chewing gum in the Milky Way.

It's a very strange place indeed.

It seems that Cleveland, Ohio, has voted to join them.

USA - home of the moron.

 

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